[Producer Tag]
Jammy on the beat, boy

[Verse 1]
Know my flow is trash but I know that yours is better yeah (Sheesh!)
Never see me coming like you're Helen Keller yeah (Dang!)
Drink my girl's kombucha yeah she has a bad temper (That's cap)
You're always on my tail just like a panther (Bruh)
This track gonna blow up just like a bomb
And you know that I always be hangin' with my mom
Yeah you a little rat like Jerry and Tom
That was in the wrong order so now I am wrong, yuh
Chillin in the crib and I'm watchin twomad
And you know that my lyrics are bad yeah
Every song I have is so bad
Said it two times because I am rad
And I really don't have a dad
Yes, I only have a mom
And anothеr mom which is kinda weird
Wait, is that my dad? Yes he has a bеard (Oh!)

[Bridge 1]
Dang! That's really my mom? I mean dad? Dang, that's like weird. That's like some weird, like, Twitter stuff man!

[Verse 2]
Start to cough up blood like I need help (Help!)
Pull up to the party eating some kelp (Nice!)
Wish I had a girlfriend, but, oh well (Please date me!)
My ears are ringing just like a bell, yuh (What?)
You know that I always sleep in a coffin
Smokin' on crack and it got me coughin
Making some popcorn Jack Harlow "What's poppin?"
Don't care about your Zodiac sign just stop talkin
Been doing schoolwork all day
And you know that I am not gay
Because it's pride month and it's so dumb
Pride month is so dumb and I still suck my thumb, ay
Try to go pee and you know it hurted
Yo girl think that I am perverted
But she's wrong, I'm wearing a thong
And you know that I have a big dong, yeah
[Bridge 2]
Um, I'm just talking about like, a dong, like a, it's like a acronym for like, Deliberately, Oversexualating, uh, Nice Girls

[Verse 3]
Eating potatoes when I'm at the function
And it's just like Friday Night Funkin
I be eating this dirt like a pumpkin
I'm with your mom and she's makin some muffins
Chillin at the funeral playing some Minecraft
I'm in the coffin, just like a mineshaft
And you know I'm chillin just watchin some Jschlatt
Jesus always with me yeah, He's my other half

[Outro]
Wow, you are so cool and original because you have a series of songs about you like, rapping dumb stuff. That is just so creative, I'm really amazed Yung Tax Collector, I'm so proud of you. As a father. To have you as a son to just make retarded songs, [?]...