[Producer Tag]
Jammy on the beat, boy

[Verse 1]
Pull up to the party wearing an All Lives Matter shirt
Boutta get circumcised I hope it doesn't hurt
Kidnapped you so please don't say a word
Getting smashed by five guys, ooh yeah, it's a herd
Eating a cupcake like EDP
Pull up on yo girl and she drinking my pee
Yo girl's booty got me like "Ooh wee!"
Pull up to the party and I'm acting hungrily, yeah
You can call me Meghan Thee Stallion
Cause I pull up to the party and I'm acting savage
I be blue, just like some lapis
Talking bout lazuli, yeah, and you know I'm rappin, yeah
Yo girl got mad so she cut my pee pee off
And you know I'm smokin on crack, then I cough
Because I don't like to be, off bеat, I beat my meat
Thesе lyrics are retarded just like Special Ed
And you know that I'll leave you dead
With my katana, made out of pee pees
And you know that I gotta go pee
Reading 50 Shades Of Grey
And you know that I am not gay
But you know I'm always chillin with my bae, yeah
I'm talkin bout my girl, yeah, no way
I would never touch a girl, before marriage
And you know that I live in a carriage
Just like Shrek, and I have a Tech Deck
And you know that I might, deck
You in the face, or your lips
And you know that I got dip
Because you are so stupid
And I make music, and I need to dispute it, yeah
Talkin bout distribution
Can't get it on Spotify cause I'm broken
And you know that I'm retarded
And I just farted, just getting started, ay!
Chillin with little girls like CallMeCarson
And you know this beat fire like an arson
Yuh, and I be parchid
Wait I meant to say parched, yeah, I'm retarded
How many times did I say retarded throughout this song
Probably many times it's very long, ay
Ay, I play ping pong
Play beer pong but only with blood
Because I need to go flood
Myself, with money, lyrics aren't funny
I be drinkin honey, yeah, I be with my honey
Talkin bout my girl, yeah talkin bout my hubby
[Outro]
Wait, that's a husband, wait, no, th-that's not, that's what I meant, man. I didn't mean to- I'm not sus! Aaaaaughh!