[Dave Chappelle]
There's a lot of different kinds of penis sicknesses out there. Isn't that right, Q-Tip?

[Q-Tip]
That's right, Dave. All kinds!

Sex isn't wrong, but you gotta be right
If you're hitting the sheets, then wrap it up tight
Listen up kids, cause I ain't jokin'
One bad decision, your dick will be smokin'
You'll catch a V.D., but don't take it from me...