[Intro]
Kids, it's time to keep it real
Life is hard and I can't deal
I know it looks a certain way
But people get high every day!

[Verse]
Some people do it with cigarette smokin'
Others treat their headaches with Ibuprofen
Your grandpa talks about self-respect
And then he takes drugs to keep his cock erect

[Chorus]
But it's all drugs to me
It's all drugs to me

[spoken]
Ohh... the junk's kicking in, kids. Feels like I have a million teeny tiny kitty cats rubbing my balls, and they skeet, skeet, skeet all over the walls! Hahaha!

Let me take this bitch home!

[Outro]
They're all...drugs...to.........me!