[Verse 1: Fake 2Pac]
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pagers
Your crew don't faze us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

[Chorus: Fake 2Pac]
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago, feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

[Verse 2: Fake 2Pac]
What can a n***a do when half the people voted for George W
It's a bitch, fuck George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

[Chorus: Fake 2Pac]
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

[Verse 3: Fake 2Pac]
How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the fuck is that? It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't shit
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip--
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table
[Outro: Fake 2Pac]
Tupac Shakur! I wrote this rhyme in 1994, I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

[Chorus: Fake 2Pac]
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
Don't give him no coochie

[DJ (Questlove of The Roots)]
Tupac, rest in peace

[Fake 2Pac]
Okay I will!