I empathize, man, you know. Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes, but you gotta understand that this is the best time to say them. More now than ever, and I know there’s some comedians in the back.

Motherfucker, you have a responsibility to speak recklessly. Otherwise my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds like. The joys of being wrong. I didn’t come here to be right, I just came here to fuck around. It’s hot in here suddenly, isn’t it? Wonder where that heat came from.

I wonder what happened to me. Where did I go for 12 years if I wasn’t raped?

Maybe there’s something else going on. Maybe these rapes aren’t even the worst of it. Wouldn’t that be something? Wouldn’t that be something?

You can go to the bathroom, Brooklyn, you don’t need to hear this shit.

You see that motherfucker right there? He’s under an enormous amount of pressure. He is. Just being big and black with that hairdo, n***a, these motherfuckers are a suspect for everything.

Except white collar crime.