[Narrator]
The most precious thing in the world is the financial security and well-being of your family. You want to send your little ones to the best schools, and in the end, know that you've left them with peace of mind. Nowadays, we know that cash rules everything around us. Cream, get the money, dolla dolla bill, y'all. That's why it's time to enter the 36 Chambers and Step to the Wu, Wu-Tang Financial.

[Narrator]
At Wu-Tang Financial, we'll work with you to devise the best plan for you and your fam.

[RZA]
I mean, Smith Barney-

[GZA]
Bunch of bitches!

[RZA]
Old time farts! You gotta know how to jack this shit. You gotta know how to play this game rough, you know what I mean? I mean, in, out, get, grab, bonk!

[GZA]
You need to diversify your bonds, n***a.

[RZA]
Military is blowing up, we about to go to war. Invest in some nuclear bombs.

[GZA]
This ain't Trading Places, n***a! This is real fucking life! Protect your goddamn neck, a'ight?!

[RZA]
Wu-Tang Financial. A place for you and your kids.

[Narrator]
All of our trusted consultants are here to meet your needs.

[RZA]
Unfortunately, the Ol' Dirty Bastard couldn't make it today. But, he sends his regards: "DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DOO-DA"

[Narrator]
So, call us, because at the end of the day, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

[RZA and GZA]
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with
[Narrator]
Step to the "Wu", Wu-Tang Financial.