[Narrator]
For years, we've all watched celebrities accepting awards get played off by the house orchestra when their speech runs on too long.

[Woman, Dave's date]
My parents were really disappointed when I dropped out of school for that year, but I felt like I really just needed to find myself-

[Dave]
Word?

[Woman]
But then, you know, I was, like, you know what? Let me just go to Howard like my father, you know? Well, then, my girlfriend, Gina, she called me up, she said "Girl, you know got to get down to Emory, down to Hotlanta!" I was like, "Gina, number one, why are you calling me up, trying to confuse me? You know, Spelman's in Atlanta, too. Second of all, you know I'm vacillating here, trying to-"

(Dave plays the "Wrap It Up Box")

[Narrator]
With the "Wrap It Up Box", you've got that same power right in your pocket.

[Woman, yelling over music]
So, then, I just went to Howard, where I majored in Sociology, where I made a lot of friends and had a really good time! So that was college, how about you?!

[Narrator]
From the makers of the home stenographer comes the "Wrap It Up Box"! It's like being the director of an awards show everywhere you go!

[Judge]
Young man, you've been found guilty by a jury of your peers. The crime you've committed was very serious, and before I sentence you, I'd like to say a few words about your arrest record-

(Man going to jail plays the "Wrap It Up Box")

[Judge]
What the hell?

[Man going to jail]
Yo, the sign is real simple, B, it says "Wrap It Up". Wrap that shit up, B!

[Man's lawyer]
I don't think that's a good idea!

[Man going to jail]
Man, you want some too? You'd better "Wrap It Up"! You'd better Wrap that gavel Up, B!
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I was telling you.

[Narrator]
With the "Wrap It Up Box", things will come to an end at the perfect time...whenever YOU want them too!

(Dave and his date are having sex)

[Dave]
I'm gonna rock it tonight! Have you ever felt this in your life? I'm taking you on a journey, girl! (moans) Psych! Psych, you thought I was done, didn't ya? It ain't over. Ouu! Oooooo-

(Dave's date plays the "Wrap It Up Box")

[Dave]
For real? Not even close?

Not. Even. Close.

[Dave]
Hold on, now, hang in there with me. How about that?

[Woman]
Hey! Can you read? Wrap. It. Up. You need to Wrap It Up! Wrap It Up!

[Dave]
(climaxes loudly) That's a wrap! Woo!
[Narrator]
The "Wrap It Up Box", in stores now! Available at all Waldbaum's.