Dave Chappelle
I Wanna Talk To Samson
[Part 1:]
Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha!
I wanna talk to Samson!
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!
'Cause it's hard being black and gifted!
Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

[In Background:]
(Will I get pot?)
You gotta come with Smoke-Alot!
What!? You a cop!?
(Nope. Just need some dope.)
Then shut up n***a! Call Samson!
His shit'll make you choke!
(Is it good?)

[Part 2:]
Everybody knows in my Neighborhood!
It's the best sess around!
Samson shit is blessed!
Got the whole town on lockdown!

Legalize this shit, PLEEEASE!!