[Verse 1]
I used to love the sound of thunder
Now I can't stand a rainy day
I used to count the days 'til summer
But now the August air reminds me it was never all that great

[Pre-Chorus]
We used to sip gin and tonic, but now the taste makes me vomit
I could say I miss talking, but if I'm totally honest

[Chorus]
I hate Tennessee accents
And My Morning Jacket
And Adderall addicts
'Cause you, you, you broke my rose-colored glasses
So go play in traffic, I've got stress, post-traumatic
Since you, you, you happened

[Verse 2]
You turned my favorite days to memories I still dread
All our songs and shows and inside jokes I wish I could forget

[Pre-Chorus]
Like Shake Shack, I used to love it, but now it's fucking disgusting
And I could say I'm nostalgic, but if I'm totally honest
[Chorus]
I hate Tennessee accents
And My Morning Jacket
And Adderall addicts
'Cause you, you, you broke my rose-colored glasses
So go play in traffic
I've got stress, post-traumatic
Since you, you, you happened

[Post-Chorus]
(You, you, you happened, happened)
I hate Tennessee accents
(You, you, you happened, happened)
We used to sip gin and tonic
(You, you, you happened, happened)
But if I'm totally honest
(You, you, you happened, happened)

[Chorus]
I hate Tennessee accents
And My Morning Jacket
And Adderall addicts
'Cause you, you, you broke my rose-colored glasses
So go play in traffic
I've got stress, post-traumatic
Since you, you, you happened
[Outro]
Since you, you, you happened