This one's for the people who have never had their name
Written on a Coke bottle or a souvenir keychain
You still get your hopes up, it's always the same
Emily and Maddie will never know the pain of
Having a unique name
Having a unique name

Thanks to my mother, who gave me an interesting name
But the problem is no-one can say it or spell it
Had to make a fake name for my Starbucks order

This one's for the people who have never had their name
Written on a Coke bottle or a souvenir keychain
You still get your hopes up, it's always the same
Emily and Maddie will never know the pain of
Having a unique name
Having a unique name

It isn't easy to have a name like mine
No-one can say it or spell it
Always took ten tries for my substitute teachers
Together

This one's for the people who have never had their name
Written on a Coke bottle or a souvenir keychain
You still get your hopes up, it's always the same
Emily and Maddie will never know the pain of
Having a unique name
Having a unique name
But we haven't forgotten about the struggles of a common name
Like Emily could be spelled E-M-M-A-L-I-G-H

This one's for the people who have never had their name
Written on a Coke bottle or a souvenir keychain
You still get your hopes up, it's always the same
You'll never find it anywhere, it's just another day of
Having a unique name
Having a unique name
Having a unique name
Having a unique name