[Verse 1]
I have a dog and it eats people (People)
I have a dog and it eats people! (People)
It eats people!

[Verse 2]
I have a dog and I don't want it to
Eat the neighbors on the street
But it keeps eating them and I get sad (And I get sad)
When people die I don't like when they die (People die)
And I don't like it when all the people die!
They don't need to (They don't need to)
But my dog eats 'em! (Eats people)
It eats 'em! (Eats people)
It eats 'em! (Eats people)
I don't know why! (Don't know why)

[Verse 3]
My dog eats people every day (Eats people)
And I don't know why
I don't know why my dog (Eats people)
Eats the people every day
But if he stops I-ay-I (Eats people)
(Eats people)
Eats (It eats 'em!)