[Intro: ZFM & Crackhad]
I need to take a shit (Shut up, grandma!)

[Verse 1: Crackhead]
Yeah, sniffin' cocaine off the counter
Takin' my grandma's wheelchair
Poppin' wheelies
Showing up to my friend's house
He's popping some Xans
Then my friend, Xander, comes along
With his salamander
With a jar of sand
With his sister, Sandy
I bashed those cheeks
So now her new nickname is Sandy Cheeks

[Verse 2: Crackhead]
Then
We thought we were going to a place
With a friend
But no
He went to the weenie joint
Because he likes weenies
Weenies
Denny's
Larry's
Cary's
Perry
[Outro: Crackhead]
Fuck you, grandma!