[Verse 1]
Got a boner, Got a gun
I got a motherfuckin' thing for everyone
You can come into my place and we gon' hug
I'm a sick motherfucker and I tug [?]
Motherfuckin' talk, motherfuckin' talkin' and I'm
Motherfuckin' talkin', Motherf-
And I got money!

[Verse 2]
I got a boner, I got a gun!
I'm walkin' down the street
And I'm smellin' on some feet
And it's really really good
And it makes me wanna beat my meat
I don't know what I'm saying!

[Verse 3]
Got a boner, got a gun
I'm sucking all the men in the halls
Fondling all of their cute balls