[Intro]
Hey, man
Um I heard you murdered someone today?
Yeah, I did
Where did you murder them?
Um

[Verse 1]
I murdered a woman
Inside a Motel 6
I guess you could say
She was a bitch
We watch Baccagriefz
Every single day
Ay!
I carried her body
To a dumpster
And I left it there
It fucking smelled
There were blood stains
On the fucking rug
Motel 6 got my back
They cleaned it up!

[Bridge]
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait, you murdered someone inside a Motel 6!? A woman specifically!?
Yeah, I did
That's actually kinda funny, 'cause you know what I did last weekend?
Bro, what'd you do?
Ah I don't remember
Sike! I
[Verse 2]
Murdered a woman inside a Motel 6
She looked like piss and reeked of shit
I looked in her direction and her eyes looked crazy
I asked her for a cig she took me for Slim Shady
Booked her a place in the Motel 6 (Ay, yuh)
But little did she know she 'bout to get bricked (Ay, yuh)
Hid under her bed like the Boogieman (Ay, yuh)
It was too bad I ran faster than she can

[Outro]
I murdered a woman inside a Motel 6 (Oh, shit)
I murdered a woman inside a Motel 6 (Oh, shit!)
I murdered a woman inside a Motel 6 (Disclaimer! We don't)
I murdered a woman inside a Motel 6 (Actually condone murder. We didn't- we didn't do anything)
I murdered a woman inside a Motel 6 (Murder is bad!)
I mur- no we actually didn't
None of this happened