[Intro]
And ladies and gentlemen
Miles Fig!

[Verse 1]
What do you call a one-legged waitress?
IHOP! (*Laughter*)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're selfish! (*Laughter*)
Something came in the mail
Deez nuts! (*Laughter*)

[Verse 2]
Why aren't cold, bad
Wait am I reading this wrong?
Oh shit I am

[Verse 3]
(What does-?)
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data (*Laughter*)
Why do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they're fast (*Laughter*)
*cough*
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk (*Laughter*)
Will Smith (Ah)
[Verse 4]
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from thе other side (*Laughter*)

[Verse 5]
How do you organizе an astromoner's birthday party?
You planet (*Laughter*)

[Outro]
Alright that's all we got for you today folks!