[Verse 1]
Sitting in the mine and I'm mining diamonds
Wanna get ‘em all but it’s hard to find ‘em
‘bedded in the wall so I have to climb and
I just wanna get back on land!
Hitting all the blocks with an iron pick
Got 15 stacks, I could make 100 bricks
Torches ran out man holy frick!
Oh wait what's that behind ah!
[Chorus]
Minecraft poggers
Minecraft poggers
[Verse 2]
Respawn and I'm gone, to kill the thing that wronged me
Creeper has it comin’, I'm super peeved
Long lean figure with a big green frown
Hollow-lookin' eyes, four toes on the ground
The really big boom gave me a small fee
But I'm givin' that mob a butt-whoopin' for free
All of this thinkin' got me feelin' pretty petty
But now I think it’s time I get myself ready
[Verse 3]
Make an iron sword with some armor to boot
Some pun’ki-un'kin pie, and a bow to shoot
Splash potion of strength, to give me a boost
And now I’m good to go to take down the brute
Make a way to the cave in the dead of night
Show up feelin' scared but I'm ready to fight
Shocked nerves I'm perturbed but I move despite
Turn the corner and I got that green freak in my sights
[Chorus]
I was killed by a creeper (Minecraft poggers)
I was killed by a creeper (Minecraft poggers)
[Verse 4]
I got you now you big green piece of poop!
Why do you do this to me?
Because you freaking killed me
And now all my stuff is in
The freaking lava
Where I can’t get it back okay?
I didn't mean to
You just made me a little exited
That's it!
You deserve to freaking die creeper
Ah, ah please stop!
Ah!
You're gonna make me explode
All over you