Today I'm gonna show you my favorite recipe!
'Cos everybody's been askin me for weeks
They wanna know how to get a boy on his knees
And make him do anything that you please!

I think they always like a bit of a tease
A little spice, but not enough to sneeze
I think they always like a bit of a tease...

Get a little pinch of salt for his wounds
Something to crush his ego 'till it's bruised
To sedate him, a couple gallons of booze
The Queen of Ice suggests silent treatment, too

Spend his money and then threaten to sue
If he even DARES lay a finger on you
Spend his money and then threaten to sue...

I GO TO WORK LIKE IT'S NOTHING
WHILE I PREHEAT THE OVEN
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
THE BOYS THEY ALL LOVE IT

THEN THEY START TO THROW MONEY
AND IT FALLS ALL AROUND ME
IT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY
NOW THEY'RE HOOKED, IT'S SO FUNNY

And I can bake a real nice cake
Call me @L1LDebbie 'cos I'm mobbin all day
I might not have the purple or the grape
But I'll be DAMNED if a MAN thinks he's gettin his way

Come into my kitchen, start lickin the ground
Look for a trace of @k0kayna, drug sniffin hound
That's about all you get 'till the money's found
If I hear you talkin 100s that's my dinner bell sound

Break a man's ego, he belongs to you
Get him all battered like a wife, boo
Have another you can fuck while he works for you
And if he doesn't bring the money back he doesn't get food

Get your friends on board so there's no one left
Let him know you're the best that he'll ever get
He won't be able to speak without a second guess
But I don't really care... I just use him for sex!

I GO TO WORK LIKE IT'S NOTHING
WHILE I PREHEAT THE OVEN
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
THE BOYS THEY ALL LOVE IT

THEN THEY START TO THROW MONEY
AND IT FALLS ALL AROUND ME
IT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY
NOW THEY'RE HOOKED, IT'S SO FUNNY