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Chillin' on a weekend like usual
Watchin’ SpongeBob and Scooby-Dooby-Doo
She took the wires to my PlayStation, she doin' too much
I didn't wipe my butt, I just pooped and got up
She got the cutest daughter so I went to pick her up
Then almost tossed her ’cause she really kicked me right in my nuts
I had to put some ice on 'em