[INTRO]
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS

My pussy is like a peach
My pussy is like a peach
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

My pussy is like a peach
My pussy is like a peach
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

¡VAMONOS!

OLÉ OLÉ
CHORIZA Y MANILA
¡VAMONOS!

[Chorus]
My pussy is like a peach
My pussy is like a peach
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

My pussy is like a peach (Felíz)
My pussy is like a peach (Navidad)
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach
[VERSE 1]
I don't have a sugar papi
Never has a sugar papi
But on Christmas day
I'm a real Santa's hoe
He go "ho ho ho"
Bring this hoe lots of tips
I'm also into threeways
My true epiphany

I'm the Iberic sausage
That you love on Christmas day
To eat around the fire
Telling this tale to the gays
Noah coupled creatured to save in the flood myth
If Noah was RuPaul
She would have drowned River and me

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle all the way
I'm the new Mariah for the gays
Eat a peach on Christmas day! (Slay!)
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle all the way
Put my pussy under ya tree this year
The holiday is until May
[Chorus]
(UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO)
My pussy is like a peach
My pussy is like a peach
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

My pussy is like a peach (Felíz)
My pussy is like a peach (Navidad)
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

VAMOS MANILA
DAMELO TODO
THE PINEAPPLE QUEEN IS IN THE HOUSE

[VERSE 2 - MANILA LUZON]
RAP FEATURE
(UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO)

Jingle, jingle, this is Manila
I hope I'm not tardy to the Christmas party
Vengo con mi hermana, Falalala Choriza
Will all these Lyrics
You know I don't speak spanish
It's a Christmas carol for the new generation
Instead of show, we've got high heels and wigs
We don't got no ghost
Just two hoes on vacation
I don't know Charles Dickens
But I know about dicks
Christmas is like Drag, a dramatic celebration
With the glitter and lights
Every drag queen's obsession
But frostie or the drummer
That music is out of date
So we bring this new beat
Manila and Choriza May
So go ahead and make out under th mistletoe
And dance with goodies
We put on the show
I'm the first fruity queen
And happy to share my title
Cuz my pussy's like a peach
And I taste like pineapple

[Chorus]
Mi chocho es como un melocotón
Mi chocho es como un melocotón
Por fuera pelusón, por dentro sabrosón
Mi chocho es como un melocotón

Mi chocho es como un melocotón
Mi chocho es como un melocotón
Por fuera pelusón, por dentro sabrosón
Mi chocho es como un melocotón

My pussy is like a peach
My pussy is like a peach
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

My pussy is like a peach
My pussy is like a peach
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

My pussy is like a peach
My pussy is like a peach
Outside is fluffy, inside is juicy
My pussy is like a peach

MERRY CHRISTMAS, PEACHES!
AHAHA
FELIZ NAVIDAD, CHORIZA!