[Intro: Dale, (AtSign), Juunyur, TBD]
Come on, girl
(2winz²)
I got a lot to tell you
We're quadruplets
Sit down, girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let me hear it, AtSign

[Verse 1: AtSign, (Dale)]
When we met, never guessed we would get so close
When I forget, I look in your eyes
And I know what I am living for
(Ooooh)
I was happy with just me and most of my bros
How could it be that I could be so blind
To the love that my life had in store
(Had in store)

[Pre-Chorus 1: Juunyur, (Dale)]
It’s like I was lost at sea
(So unsure)
Living life as us three
(He means four)
But then you opened the door
[Chorus 1: TBD]
'Cause girl, you know that my life is unreal
I got money and fame and fancy clothes
I got a cat food sponsor deal
But I'd give it all up if I could have just one day
Just one day
I’d give it up for one day without Dale

[Post-Chorus: Dale, (AtSign), Juunyur, TBD]
Yeah, w-what?
(Not you)
It kind of seems like it was about me
He was talking about a different Dale
Bring me back to the song, AtSign

[Verse 2: AtSign, (Dale), TBD]
When we started this band our mom insisted that we include Dale
So now we're stuck with someone who brags about suits he got on sale
It's like, Dale, we can buy at full price
(Actually, our budget isn't that good this year)
And he's always on my case about the tweed things I buy
He calls them impractical even though they're super fly
It's like, can't you see our tweed style is ni—
(I just think other materials might be better suited for -)
I’m riffing, Dale
[Pre-Chorus 2: Juunyur, (Dale)]
Ooh, he’s like a moist towelette
(I think you mean wet rag)
Won't stop talking ’bout debt
(I don't mean to nag, I just think -)
But we're never gonna die
(That's just -)
We’re never gonna die
(That's false, that's false, you can't just say that, you can't say that)

[Chorus 2: TBD, (Dale)]
'Cause girl, you know that we got everything we need
And the money we make is so exorbitant
We bought a hot tub made of tweed
(That's just a bad investment)
But we'd chuck that tweed tub if we could have just one day
Just one day
We'd give it up for one day without -

[Bridge: Dale, TBD]
Day after day I've been warning you guys
We're not as rich as you think
And I think it is wise
If we take a quick br–
Are you– are you blending something right now?
You were recording? I didn't realize
You know what, y'all deserve what's gonna happen to you
I'm sorry, I'm just making a smoothie
I'm done with this, I'm done
[Chorus 3: TBD, (Juunyur)]
'Cause girl, you know that our life is so fine (So fine)
And the Dale-less days make up for the fact
That our cards keep getting declined
(Got no money in the bank)
Said I'd give it all up if I could have just one day
Just one day
And now we got every day without Dale
Please send some money, Mom