[Verse: Ryan Guldemond]
There's nothing I hate more than a home recording
There's nothing to enjoy about a home recording
There's nothing we hate more than this home recording

[Chorus: Ryan with Molly Guldemond and Debra-Jean Creelman]
So we hope that you enjoy our home recording
'Cause there's nothing to enjoy about this Home Recording
Yeah we hope that you just love our little home recording (and then let's do this...)
There's nothing we hate more than this home recording (I can't hear myself)
Yeah, we hope, we hope, we hope that you don't think it's boring
Yeah, we hope, we hope, we hope that it just sends you soaring
Yeah, we hope, we hope, it's good at night and in the morning
'Cause there's nothing to enjoy about this Home Recording

[Outro: Molly Guldemond]
"I wanna do it again, I don't want that one on there."
"Stop it, we don't put it"