[Verse 1]
There's a game in the world, a little bit of cat and mouse
With the boys and the girls, and if I had to ante up
I'd bet on the birds, 'cause they don't have to get caught up
With the boys and the girls, and a little game of cat and mouse

[Chorus 1]
Mommy did it, daddy did it, funny little monkeys in the zoo do it
Stupid does it, ugly do it, only the unlucky of us get to do it
Let's fall in love
Let's fall in love

[Verse 2]
There's a game in the world, a little bit of cat and mouse
With the boys and the girls, and if I had to ante up
I'd bet on the birds, 'cause they don't have to walk around
With the boys and the girls, and a little bit of cat and mouse

[Chorus 2]
Mommy did it, daddy did it
Even though I bet they wish they really didn't
Mary did it, Joey did it, even little bitty baby Jesus did it
Yuppies do it, junkies do it, funny little monkeys in the zoo do it
Stupid does it, the foolish do it, only the unlucky of us get to do it
Let's fall in love
Let's fall in love
[Synth Solo]

[Chorus]
Mommy did it, daddy did it, funny little monkeys in the zoo do it
Stupid does it, ugly do it, only the unlucky of us get to do it