[IShowSpeed]
Bro, watch out bro! I'm tryna—

[PACKGOD]
Bro, you're ugly as shit, what the fuck?

[IShowSpeed]
Ayy, bro—

[PACKGOD]
Goddamn, bro, you ain't got waves on yo' head
Boy, you got a goddamn tidal sequence on yo' head
Yo' ass ugly as shit, bro, look at your emo ass, bruh
If you don't get your, "I'm at Burger King, with my Burger Queen, can I please get a large fry?" looking ass and look at yo' nipples
Boy, you like you shoot beams out your nipples
(Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew)
Pointy ass, nipple ass, garden gnome nose lookin' ass nipple boy
You ugly as shit, shut yo' dirty ass up, bruh
Say something, bruh

[IShowSpeed]
What are you t—?

[PACKGOD]
Say something, bruh
[IShowSpeed, PACKGOD]
Who the (What?) fuck are you?
Who—

[PACKGOD, IShowSpeed]
Who the fuck am I?
Bitch, what the fuck?
If you don't get your IShowSpeed, dried out weed
Body built like an anal bead, hеadphone wire, deflatеd tire
Farted in the mic and called it fire
Chickenpox, dirty socks, "Ayo, everyone go and follow Paradox!"
Crypto scam, orange crayon, peanut butter jelly jam
Dirty toe, sloppy Joe, (Bitch, shut the fuck up!) Christiano Ronaldo!
Looking ass up, you ugly as shit
Shut your stupid ass up, boy, you dirty as hell, bruh
And if you don't get yo' slightly below average, 22 Savage, Moldy cabbage
Went to therapy to quit your habit of
Having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits
Refrigerator is filled with maggots, father abuses you with his tennis racket
School gave you a Chromebook, you tried to hack it
Semi-automatic, soy sauce packet, roaches are breeding inside yo' attic
Bust down grandma, let me smack it looking ass, boy, you ugly as shit
If you don't get your, "Half a fry, cherry pie, Bill Nye The Science Guy
Looking ass back you ugly as shit, you dirty as hell
You look like you were born inside of a handicapped parking space
With yo' stupid ass bruh, boy, you stupid as hell, bruh
(Bro, what are you tal—?)
Your dad, old lady getting robbed in the street (Bro, shut up! Bro be quiet)
[PACKGOD]
Bro what?

[IShowSpeed]
Shut the fuck up, bro
Like bro, bro, chat, he's prolly a Messi dickrider, bro

[PACKGOD]
Bro, Messi di—?


[PACKGOD]
Bitch, what the—bitch, what the?
Bro, your mom look like Wreck-It-Ralph with estrogen implants
"I'm gonna wreck it!", looking ass mama boy, you dirty as shit
You download Pirated FL Studio, made a bass-boosted nightcore remix out of your parents sex-tape
That shit was like "Ah, ah, ah, ah, bwa, bwa
Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi chi chi
Bwa bwa bwa bwa "Oh yeah Harold," bwa bwa bwa bwa"
Look at yo' stupid ass, bro, you ugly as hell
Yo' eyebrows look like boomerangs, boy, you ugly as shit
Look at yo' nose, you looking like a Goomba off of Mario Bros, bruh
"Yahoo! Let's a go!", stupid ass bitch

[IShowSpeed, over PACKGOD]
BARK, BARK
BARK, BARK
BARK, BARK
BARK, BARK
BARK, BARK
BARK, BARK
BARK, BARK
BARK, BARK
[PACKGOD]
You got wire-connected headphones, boy, stop playing, bruh
You was in your basement last night, you said, "Blood demon art, musical precision," and started playing Black Ops III with a fucking clarinet

[IShowSpeed]
Bro shut up!
[Incoherent]

[PACKGOD]
Bro, shut the hell up when I'm talking to you, bruh

[IShowSpeed]
Bro-

[PACKGOD]
Boy, you look like you took a brick
You look like you brush your teeth with a pickly
At Thanksgiving dinner you picked your moms vibrator
Jumped on the kitchen table and said, "All hail the magic conch"
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Boy, look at your neck, your neck look like a Windex bottle
(Squirt, squirt)
Every time you lift your head up with your stupid ass, bruh
And look at your dirty earrings
Them look like a drop of sperm and each ear

[IShowSpeed]
Shut up!

[PACKGOD]
You look like a termite with scoliosis
With yo' stupid ass boy, boy you ugly as shit

[IShowSpeed]
Bro, what are you talking about bruh?

[PACKGOD]
Boy

[IShowSpeed]
Shut the fuck up. Shut yo' ass up

[PACKGOD]
What?

[IShowSpeed]
Can you shut the fuck up? Who the fuck are you talking to bruh?
Fuck is wrong man?

[PACKGOD]
Bro, sit yo' bitch ass-
Bro, look at your pants!
Look at your pants!
Look at your motherfuckin' weiner, that shit sticking out of your pants right now
You look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo right now
"RUH ROH RAGGY! ISHOWSPEED'S GETTING MAAADD!"
Hold up, hold up

[IShowSpeed]
Shut-

[PACKGOD]
Hold up, stand up for a second, alright, now sit down
That's right you do exactly what I say, you my little bitch, boy
You my little-

[IShowSpeed ends call]

[IShowSpeed]
Fuck this n***a