PACKGOD
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(PACKGOD)
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"COME HERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Hold up- Hold up i need to power up real quick
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I DONT HEAR WHAT YOU SAYING WITH YO UGLY ASS BITCH YOU SPOKE AND GOT ARRESTED FOR POLLUTION YOUR HAIRLINE IS CURRENTLY STARTING A REVOLUTION AT SCHOOL YOU SUFFER FROM SEVERE EXCLUSION AND YOUR FATHER IS NOTHING BUT A FUCKING OPTICAL ILLUSION
YOU BUILT LIKE GRU IF HE HAD NO MINIONS YOU LACK THE REQUIRED INTUITION TO REALIZE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS YOU THOUGHT THE HARLEM SHAKE WAS A SACRED SEX POSITION
YOU FINGER LICKING BOOGER PICKING WET FART RIPPING URINE SPITTIN SALIVA DRIPPIN HENTAI CLICKING 2-DAY SHIPPIN BOTTLE FLIPPIN EXPIRED CHICKEN "I MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OFF OF ONLYFANS"
OKAY BUT HOW DOES YOUR FAMILY LOOK AT YOU AT THANKSGIVING GIRL STOP PLAYING LOOK AT THAT CLAPPED ASS HAIRLINE YOU GOT BOY YO BARBER LINED YOU UP ON A MINECRAFT CRAFTING TABLE
BITCH YO HAIRCUT COST 2 COPPER INGOTS AND A BAG OF GLOWSTONE DUST BITCH THAT FOREHEAD RATED E FOR ENORMOUS STOP PLAYING WITH ME GIRL
Actually now that i think of it i think i've seen you before
*Gasp* Yeeaaaah!
You were the girl at the 2013 special olympics losing a fencing match to hasbulla with a french fry!
YOU GODDAMN INTELLECTUAL CLOUT CHASING TAMPON AYO SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUZ YO GRANDMOTHER JUST GOT SUPLEXED BY A MARSUPIAL FRUIT FLY IN THE WWE SMACKDOWN
THAT BITCH JUST WENT *lego breaking sound*
STOP PLAYING WITH ME WHAT IS YOU SAYING BRUH YO ASS DUMB AS HELL BOY BITCH YOU SPENT 3 HOURS STUDYING FOR THE VERIFY IM NOT A ROBOT DISCORD CAPTCHA AND STILL FAILED YOU ROBOTIC BRAINED GENETICALLY DISADVANTEGED PHOTOSYNTHESIZING SPIT BUBBLING PUGNACIOUS BIOLOGICAL HAZARD
BITCH THEY PUT AN END CREDITS SCENE AT YOUR GRANDFATHERS FUNERAL OF 2 TATER TOTS TWERKING ON A BUFFALO
LOOK AT THEM NASTY ASS TEETH YOU GOT BITCH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH GOT ARRESTED FOR FRAUD "NO! PLEASE! I SWEAR I WAS BRUSHING THEM! BUT I CAN SHOW YOU-" "SIR THE EVIDENCE IS ALL HERE COME OVER HERE" BITCH I DONT WANNA HEAR IT INFACT YOURE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO EAT FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE UNTIL YOU STAND UP AND DO THE PLEDGE OF ALLIENCE TO THE REFRIGERATOR
WHAT IS YOU SAYING BOY YO ASS BUILT LIKE A DIABOLICAL CHEWED ON BONICLE WITH A MONOCLE
BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A BREAKDANCING BRONTOSAURUS WITH BRONCHITIS YOU UPLOADED A FACE REVEAL ON YOUTUBE AND IT GOT AGE RESTRICTRED
BITCH INSTEAD OF BRUSHING YO TEETH YOU SPRAYED COLOGNE IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH YOURE NOTORIOUS IN YOUR TOWN FOR WIPING YOUR ASS WITH A DEODORANT STICK WHAT IS YOU SAYING
EGGS BACON GRIST SAUSAGE THE COCKROACHES IN YOUR BEDROOM HELD YOU HOSTAGE YOU ASKED YOUR DAD TO PLAY BEDWARS WITH YOU AND HE WENT UPSTAIRS AND STOLE YOUR BED "oh god"
SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP WHAT IS YOU SAYING YOU WENT TO THE APPLE STORE AND ASKED THEM WHERE THE BANANAS WERE INFACT YOU BETTER GET YO *fortnite default dance song plays* FORTNITE DANCE MUSIC LOOKIN ASS WHAT IS YOU SAYING WITH YOUR UGLY ASS BOY