[Verse 1]
I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes

[Pre-Chorus]
Ain't it funny how you ran to her
The second that we called it quits?
Ain't it funny how you said you were friends?
Now it sure as hell don't look like it

[Chorus]
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather

[Verse 2]
Now you bring her around
Just to shut me down
Show her off like she's a new trophy
But how could I hate her, she's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead
[Chorus]
You betrayed me
And I know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt, yeah
You'd talk to her when we were together
You gave me your word, but that didn't matter
It took you two weeks to go off and date her
Guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor

[Bridge]
(Ah-ah-ah)
God, I wish that you had though this through
(Wish I were Heather)
Before I went and fell in love with you
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
She's sleeping in the bed we made
(Wish I were Heather)
Don't you dare forget about the way

[Chorus]
You betrayed me
And I know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt, yeah
You'd talk to her when we were together
You gave me your word, but that didn't matter
It took you two weeks to go off and date her
Guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor
You're still, you're still a traitor
(It's just polyester, but you like her better)
Yeah, you're still a traitor (Wish I were Heather)
[Outro]
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
It's just polyester, but you like her better
I wish I were