[Intro]
We packin' Diamond Pistols

[Chorus: Quinn XCII]
I changed my bio
It says "Father," don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up eighteen holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot

[Verse 1: Cody Ko]
Yeah, let's get this show on the road
Refund check, gonna spend it on a boat (Ahoy)
Because I'd rather be fishin'
Tevas lookin' colder than the beer I'm sippin' (Ice)
I leave the decorating to my wifе (Yeah)
But I'ma rearrange hеr insides (Hahaha)
Ha, the dad dick is no joke
Shit hangin' like a panorama photo (Ayy)
I built a deck around the house and then I painted it
Didn't like the kitchen so I renovated it
After Johnny's Little League, hit the local Applebee's
Clean the plate and tell the waitress that I hated it (God, I hated it, haha)
And when we at Target, I back in and park it (Back in and park it)
I stay in the whip and I check the stock market (Check the stock market)
[Chorus: Quinn XCII]
I changed my bio
It says "Father," don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up eighteen holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot

[Verse 2: Noel Miller]
I got two jet skis in the garage
Sleepin' with my wife and my dog named Ménage
Got a career, baby, not a lil' job
I say, "Get on your knees," I'm just talkin' 'bout God
My wallet too fat, fuckin' with my back
'Bout ten credit cards, what you know about that?
Every time I swipe, get a lil' kickback
That dresser too heavy, daddy gonna lift that
I love to play poker (Poker)
Lay pipe in some loafers (Loafers)
Whip you around like a chauffer (Chauffer)
I play with real guns, not no controller (Controller)

[Bridge: Quinn XCII]
I'm on the Internet and they call me Daddy
All this housework made me so chatty
Power tools, oh, that make me savvy
No, I haven't tried to **** the nanny
[Chorus: Quinn XCII]
I changed my bio
It says "Father," don't say "Daddy"
All my friends will tip their caddies
Whenever we finish up eighteen holes
Game night is lit now
Always make noise when I sit down
That don't mean I don't spend dollars
Whenever I go to Home Depot