[Verse 1]
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners
‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff
I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit
I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen
[Chorus]
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can’t stop what happens in my head
'Till I’m dead
I’ll be singin’
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can’t stop what happens in my head
'Till I’m dead (Uh)
'Till I’m dead

[Verse 2]
I’m hidin’ in the woods behind your house like the Slender Man
But I’m Jewish, so it’s pronounced: “Slenderman”
Enderman, look at me, never see your friends again
Tell ‘em to smash that like button for benjamins
Call me Benjamin Button, that’s adrenochrome, honey
The older I get, the more my demons grow hungry
And Shaelin’s a feminist, don’t need no feed a ho’ money
Plus her hairy armpits make my penis feel funny (Oh!)
I never spare you the details even if that’s what you want
Like your uncle remarried two shemales—new aunts
My grandad used to take baths with my momma
When she was fourteen, guess that’s where we started the trauma
There was this one time my dad said he’d throttle my throat
It was late afternoon, forgot to call on the phone
Sometimes I picture showin’ up at his house
Shovin’ a motherfuckin’ gun in his mouth
And my mom, no thanks, don’t wanna touch her
Flashbacks of her askin’ me, “What’s a motherfucker?”
And she smiled, that’s a special kind of incest
I screamed: “Get out!” she put a soft wet kiss on my neck
I thought we’re supposed to free, thanks to Abraham Lincoln
But now you’re all now too scared to say what you’re thinkin’
You’re a victim, fuck that, I cancel cancel culture
Don’t listen to these bitches (Watch), I can handle vultures
Dealin’ with these batches of weasels like diesel patches
Why is CreepShow Art ridin’ my D so hard?
Fuckin’ sociopath, yeah, you preyin’ folks while you doodle
I’ll steal your motherfuckin’ fans to stay afloat like pool noodles
I’m a shit YouTuber? Maybe I’m too human
I tell the truth to ya, balls like Jupiter
Plus some pubic hair, shoot for the moon like Ed Boon
Look to La Luna, now gimme my Pulitzer
They say bullets are the cure for whatever I got
I say you can fantasize about whatever you want (Sex and violence)
Just be yourself, really, fuck they gonna do?
And if I still love me, you know I love you too
But are you ready for the most fucked up line of the song?
Where you tear your hair up thinkin’ if it’s right or it’s wrong
Is he trolling, mentally ill, or just horrible?
You know the scariest thing about me? I’m normal
[Chorus]
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can’t stop what happens in my head
'Till I’m dead
I’ll be singin’
I can fantasize about whatever I want
You can’t stop what happens in my head
'Till I’m dead (Uh)
'Till I’m dead

[Outro]
(Fuck)