[Verse 1]
Joe Rogan can suck my dick (Alpha BRAIN)
Open your mouth, you ape, salivate
When I'm done with you I'm giving Steven Crowder AIDS
You little homophobic faggot (Shout my name)
I'm all about the rape but you wouldn't feel a thing
Call me Bill Cosby 'cause I'm putting you to sleep
I'll school you big just like a fuckin' piranha
Swallow your mama and spit out the chanclas
George Washington Carver, I'm going nuts on this track
Get on the keys like Ben Franklin and give 'em a zap
Beethoven 'cause I ain't hearin' a thing from you bitches
Call me Thomas Jefferson because I'm rapin' you n***as
You rap about gold 'n' rocks, I rap about Roblox
Corvettes and corsettes, y'all on some horse shit
I'm on somе Howard Shore shit, some Alan Moore shit
Tеll you what you oughta know, Alanis Morisette
Forbidden force, bitch, if I'm poor or rich
Ad-free motherfucker, no endorsements
Like Bowser, I'm always gettin' deplatformed kid
Let it all hang out, baby, peep the porn vids
You shut my accounts down, I shut the whole block down
Galaxy brain, you tryna argue with Spock now?
I'mma have these Spotify employees doin' a walkout
Show up and blow them motherfuckin' speakers' Doc Browns
[Chorus]
You know what makes me horny? (No)
High school girls with their panties pulled down (Oh)
You know what makes me horny? (What?)
Hearin' all about your rape fantasies, ow
You know what makes me horny? (Tell me)
Naked pictures on my phone of my ex (What?)
You know what makes me horny? (Oh, fuck)
Manipulatin' bitches from a "no" to a "yes" (Uhh)

[Verse 2]
Urges in my brain wish The Purge was every day
The further that I stray
The more chance there is I get murdered for what I say
"This pervert's gonna pay for every motherfuckin' verse he's ever laid"
For every person that I change, thirty turn away
I don't give a fuck, my purpose stays the same
If I get murked today, my words will still remain
So don't start thinkin' that I'm nervous or afraid
Oh, you heard him playin' games? (This ain't meme rap bitch)
I fuckin' swerve into your lane thirsty for the fame
Disturbed but not insane
Flex my shit like Bane and hurl you out a plane
Fuck with me, bitch, got that three times three
Never know how I react, homie, DID
My girl's bi but if she get down with OPP
I'mma fuck around and get down like OCP
Call me 209 bitch, but I don't got ED
Cleanin' up your fuckin' blood stains, OCD
Lock shorty down like the fuckin' CCP
'Cause she know how to make that booty POP
But I'ma pass on that pussy before I give you a pussy pass
You should be glad I'm going down 'cause eatin' pussy fucks with
My neck and my back
Gimme my Advil and my ice pack (Ooh)
The best years of my life were the worst years of my life
Jackin' off in front of strange women with tears in my eyes
And bachelorette parties where they're chasin' you naked
Showin' my anus to Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis
True story, Hollywood sucks, I got MeToo'd
Sexual assault and I kept doin' free shoots
Sex addiction, I just wanted to be used
Don't want a Twisted Metal, I rode hot 'n' got a Sweet Tooth
I'll stare at a waitress 'til it's chafin' her clit
Go suck on a dick and kiss Shaelin on the lips
Gonna stick my tentacles in every hole in your body
Fast for 24 hours before your colonoscopy
I need to sample that brain, yeah, Louis Tully
She goin' in my X-Files and she don't give me Scully
Squirt on my face, baby
"But squirting is peeing!"
Then fuckin' piss on me bitch, getting dirty is freeing
[Chorus]
You know what makes me horny? (No)
High school girls with their panties pulled down (Oh)
You know what makes me horny? (What?)
Hearin' all about your rape fantasies, ow
You know what makes me horny? (Tell me)
Naked pictures on my phone of my ex (What?)
You know what makes me horny? (Oh, fuck)
Manipulatin' bitches from a "no" to a "yes" (Uhh)