Jorge Rivera-Herrans
EPIC Misheard Lyrics
The Troy Saga:

• DIABETES will lead the charge

• Banana Peels…
Banana Peels…

• Athena! Athena!
Badass SEÑORITA!

• Well done, YOU LIED TO ME
What’s your name?

• But when does a
CABBAGE become a meteor
When does a CABBAGE a blaze?

The Cyclops saga

• I'm the RAINING king of Ithaca


The Thunder Saga:

• RUN for your lives!
• And when we fought with Circe
It was you who left behind no man
But when we saw this LOBSTER
We didn’t take a stand, we just ran…


The Wisdom Saga:

• Ohh… Ohh…
Ohh… ELPENOR!

• Trust is not given, it’s forged
Why should I give him my support
He sacrificed his UNCLE HORT!

• What kind of sick coward
Holds back his power
While his friends gеt devoured
He didn’t еven fight Scylla
Didn’t even try TEQUILA!


Vengeance Saga


Ithaca Saga
• ODY, My husband, knew that
So I guess that makes him you!