Violent Femmes
Raquel
Raquel
I am not well
Raquel

And if I was a bell
I wish that you'd ring it
And if I had something to tell
I could not unless I could sing it

Raquel
I am not well

And if I was a ball
I wish that you'd bounce it
And if I give you a telephone call
Oh baby, please don't announce it
Don't announce it

Raquel
I am not well
Raquel

What is this feeling
That I'm not trying to squelch?
I don't know your last name
I just know it's not Welch
Oh, oh, Raquel
Let us cast a spell

And if I was a ghost
I wish that you'd haunt me
But what I'd really like the most
Is baby, baby--that you want me
That you want me

What is this feeling
That I'm not trying to hide?
I feel no shame
But I feel no pride

Oh, oh, Raquel
It's a color call from hell

And if you had a brain
I think that you'd dis me
But if you was really insane
Oh baby, baby--would you kiss me?
Won't you kiss me?

Raquel
I am not well
Raquel
Raquel
I am unwell
Raquel