[Verse 1: Gordon Gano]
Three women in thirty days
Tell me seriously
Our dating days are over and done
Our dating days, dead and gone

[Verse 2]
Thirty women in three days
Tell me, permanently
Our dating days, our dating days
It was fun but now it's done
Our dating days, it's just a phase
Did you hear, You hear me
Clearly?

[Chorus]
It seems that no matter how much I drink
I seem to still stay sober
It seems that no matter how young I am
I seem to still feel older

[Verse 3]
Three men are going to hell
Thirty women are going to jail
Jonah swore he swallowed the whale
Thirty thirsty women are going to jail
Three hundred women in three hours
Told me, "Boy, forget the flowers
Your dating days, ha, your dating days
Did you hear?
Did you hear me
Clearly?
[Chorus]
Uh it seems that no matter how much I drink
I seem to still stay sober
Seems that no matter how young I am
I seem to still feel older

[Verse 4]
Christ told a man called Legion
"Come into the fold and start preachin'
Your devil days are over and gone
Your weary days are dead and done
Your happiness, your happiness
Your happiness has begun, it
Has begun, it has begun"

[Bridge]
Did you hear me clearly?
Did you hear me clearly?
Did you hear me clearly?
Did you hear me clearly?
Did you hear me clearly?
Did you hear?
Did you hear me clearly?
Did you hear me clearly?
Hear me clearly?
Did you hear?