[Verse 1: Owlbert]
Owlbert on the grind, overtime
Master of avian rhymes
Hoping for promotion
Got that payday weighing on my mind
Still remembering the golden days
When everything so fair and free
Now I'm losing my mind
And my lunch break to the IPC
Pay deduction, pure corruption
Barely sleeping, always weeping
Striving to climb, striving to climb
Reach the highest heights
Top-floor office looking out into the starry skies

[Verse 2: Rappa]
Slash! Cut! Cleave!
Cheer up, Owlbert, time for us to team up
Catch evildoers together
And slash 'em all into dust
Mappou Age of the Dharma
Those demons making a mess
Trying to claim they're
Harder, better, stronger, faster than the rest
Inside the ninja's heart
Shine a light to defend
That carries on to the end
The will refuses to bend
The way of the ninja?
Great Lan by my side
The Hunt's Lux Arrow is my compass and guide
[Verse 3: Herta, Dr. Ratio]
Here to blaze a trail
Ha, you thought I misspoke?
We'll take a bat to your shootout
'Cause rules are meant to be broke
Lo, all aboard the universe's number one train
Here to keep us all connected
Wait, you thought this was a game?