[Intro: John C. Reilly & Tim Meadows & Female Voice]
[coughs] Get outta here, Dewey!
What are y'all doin' in here?
We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit
You're smoking "reefers"?
Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?
No, Sam. I can't
Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
What do I do?
Like this!

[Intro]
Hello, everyone
My name is Billy Burbage
I'll be your host tonight
Hol' up!

[Verse 1]
She got me trippn' man, there's something 'bout her different
She the type of girl who's never looking for attention
But something 'bout her make her stand out
She bad, but she the type of girl to make the parents proud
And she love to call me by my full name
Never on her phone, 'cause she loves to conversate
Love to go to parties, get dressed, and go out
She also love to chill and watch movies on the couch
And I be waking up to texts that say, "I miss you"
We were just together yesterday, that's what we in to
Your mother love me and she treat me like a child
She always tell me that I always make you smile

Like this (hey)

[Verse 2]
And my friends say I'm trippin'
You stealin' my attention
Running through my mind like
Everything is all right
And when I make it we gon' fly away
Get a house, settle down in LA
My parent say they love you too
You got me on another altitude
I mean, I ain't no average dude

[Outro]
Time goes on, and these things stay the same
We been through it all, girl I know you felt the pain
'Cause what is sunshine without a little bit of rain? (2x)