Verse: Young Humble Nick
I just mad a girl cry cause I told her she looks like Tigran
Broke ass, dumb ass boy can't even afford to have drip like Tigran
I just scammed the principal, I think it was Jeffrey Liagan
Yo, shout-out to 4pfderek, that man is a homie
I just scammed a light skin dude, I think his name is Romy
Yo, I just tried to talk to the Dudd army, now I got ebola
Now I'm bout' to quarantine cause I got corona
This white dude pulled up to my house, I think it was Anthony Willrich
I just scammed a kid, now he bout' to snitch
I'm bout' to do some humble shit and solve world hunger
Broke ass boy can't afford to solve world hunger
I just scammed Chris Russo out of cherry-flavored toaster strudels
And then I beat up a little dog, I think it was a poodle
This dude thought he could hoop so I played him in a 1v1
I beat him 21-0 he started to cry
He pulled out his gun, I thought I was gon' die
I just scammed a little kid out of his donuts, then he was sad
Then I gave them back and now he's glad!