[Verse 1: Young Humble Nick]
I'm a humble Nick, I'm so humble, I think I'll cure cancer
I'm about to beat up Lil Huddy cause I heard he was a Tik Tok dancer
I got that humble swag
I just caught Anthony Arutuynov wearing a durag
I just caught this pedophile stealing kids in a white van
Then I got jumped by a white man
I just scammed a 5 year-old, I think his name was Tommy
Then he went and cried to his Mommy
I just scammed Dom Menta out of his "BakersBetter" twitter account
This broke-ass bitch asked me, "how much money you got", I said, "It's a large amount"
I just told Thomas he looks like Arthur, now he trying to fight
This crackhead was trying to steal my Mike and Ikе
I just scammed Rocco out of some spicy Mexican tacos
Thеn I went and got myself some nachos
Me and Larry bout' to pull up
While we eat some fruit roll ups
I'm not a prankster
But I'ma pass this rap to a Real Gangster

[Verse 2: Real Gangster]
I am a rapper, I ask you compare me to 2 Chainz
Making millions every day, with that cash I'll make it rain
I'll knock out Conor McGregor, he'll need a napkin
He's a washed-up loser, yeah, he's a has-been
I don't pay attention to any of my teachers
I am a GOAT, they are underachievers
Don't be so salty, when I beat the DUDD army
You guys are trash, just like Playboi Carti
I was cheating and looking at this kids answers when I was taking a test
Right after I cheated, I stole that Rolex
I am a gangster
I never lose
I am a player
You know it's true