[FINN]
Hey, Janet

[RACHEL]
Yes, Brad?

[FINN]
I've got something to say

[RACHEL]
Uh-huh?

[FINN]
I really loved the...
Skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!

[RACHEL]
Uh! Oh, Brad

[FINN, (KURT, MERCEDES, & QUINN)]
The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

[RACHEL & (KURT, MERCEDES, and QUINN)]
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had! (Oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (Oh, Brad)
That you've met Mum and you know Dad (Oh, Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...
Oh, Brad!

[FINN]
(Oh... dammit!)

[RACHEL]
I'm mad

[FINN]
(Finn: Oh, Janet!)
[RACHEL]
For you

[FINN]
(I love you too)

[FINN & RACHEL]
There's one thing left to do
Ah-ooh!

[FINN, (KURT, MERCEDES, & QUINN)]
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam, it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Dammit, Janet

[RACHEL]
(Oh, Brad, I'm mad)

[FINN]
Dammit, Janet

[FINN & RACHEL]
I love you!