[Skit: 4cf, angelus]
Welcome on board Flight MA2501, this is your captain speaking
On behalf of the entire flight crew and Major Air, we would like to welcome you on board this afternoon fight to gonegirlcity
The current time is 1:45 pm EST, and you'll be hearing a couple of in-flight announcements during the course of our journey, such as for the complementary in-flight rosé (Oh, hell yeah, I need a bottle)
At this time, we ask that you fasten your seatbelts and secure all bags, either underneath your seat or in the overhead bins
Please return all seats to their upright positions and please turn all personal electronic devices, including cellphones and all laptops that have FL Studio installed on them (What?), off or onto airplane-safe mode (I ain’t turning off shit, n***a, I'm recording a banger right now)
We thank you for choosing Major Air and our team wishes you a great flight (Yeah, whatever, bruh)
Don't get too hype now (Hey, now)