[Announcer]
Princess Rap Battle
Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff
Let the rap battle begin!

[Verse 1: Rapunzel]
My hair’s so soft but I ball so hard
That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard
I was the caged bird singing, busting back on the scene
This little lost princess is the long-locked queen
Of rap-unzel, right in my name
Coming back for my crown with my magical mane
I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer
Knock me but like Elsa’s door, you haven’t got an answer
Your snowflake’s not unique and you’re past your peak
Even the silver in your hair is a losing streak
I can’t believe how dumb you are, Hans took you for a sucker
I’ll say it twice, you stink on ice, did I mumble, motherfucker?

[Verse 2: Anna]
I’m not ANN-a, I’m AH-na, I go ham when I wanna
You can’t handle the drama, slam a damn prima donna
A once upon a timer I know better than momma
Frozen fever so hot, I have to chill in a sauna
Blondie’s only got three books and a mother that betrays her
And it doesn’t even phase her that she raised her with no razor
Sunflower in a tower, tricked by her kidnapper
Me? I woulda capped her and frickin’ witch slapped her
You’re not the brightest lantern and your mug is just fugly
The word on the street is that your duckling ain't snuggly
Agoraphobic bore and I don’t know what’s sadder
That you’ve never worn shoes or that you’re just a rope ladder