(spoken)
A grand celebration for a baby? How wonderful

(sung)
I see I've fallen off the A-list – well, how very convenient
The aristocracy’s hypocrisy is making me ill (blech)
I know you're very busy on your kingly, queenly thrones
No time to throw your friendly neighbor measly little bones
Well, you will see I'm not expendable, nor am I lenient
Here’s what you haven't seen yet

I will not be forgotten
I will shake my fairy fist
I have got such a rotten little present, misbegotten and unpleasant
Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list
Uninvited

For I know the king and queen have planned a perfect party day
With their perfect food and perfect gifts, the best in every way
Only beauty for the privileged little prune
Everyone who's anyone will come to see and to be seen
They'll be all dressed up and drink too much and prance around and preen
And serve up lies upon a silver spoon

I'll meet the tiny shriveled beast that people think is so cute now
Nobody old or angry's ever s'posed to darken her door (sure)
Her prideful parents think they've been the very cleverest
Well, they should know that one should never ever ever test
A fearless sorceress – plus, they’ve ruined my good repute now
Well, you know that’s all moot now

I will not be forgotten
I will shake my fairy fist
I have got such a rotten little present, misbegotten and unpleasant
Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list
Well, I will not be forgotten
I will shake my fairy fist
I have got such a rotten little present, misbegotten and unpleasant
Learn your lesson, try to leave me off your list
Uninvited