Whitney Avalon
Thinking About You
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Hi!
It's been a little while, thought I might hear from you
but I haven't, which is fine, I know you're busier than it appears
but it's been 9 days, which is a lot of nothing
after we were in communication constantly for years
and it's not that I've been counting I just happen to recall
because the nachos were delicious down at Café Sola
it's not because that was the last time that you touched me
just my arm for a sec when I was crying in my cola
so it's been 9 days, and I'm sure I've crossed your mind
or maybe not at all, I'm kinda starting to doubt
since you've been radio silent, and I wonder if I hadn't called
how long it would have taken for you to reach out
like, I'm clearly not important, so maybe after weeks
or even months or even years you would remember I exist
what I'm saying is that I, in a super chill fashion
in a really healthy way, that is neither sad nor pissed
have been craving those nachos and not thinking about you
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Hi!
It's been a little while, and you said we should be friends
so I'm here being friendly, with a friendly little "heyyy"
and I know it's weird to call, when I could send an emoji
or slide into your DMs, or whatever's hip today
but we used to talk each evening, no matter where we were
I'd fall asleep to your breathing, so calming and slow
so that's a major habit and those are hard to break
but I managed not to call you for 9 nights in a row
so I suppose I kind of thought you might actually answer
'cause you mighta missed that too, but I guess that's my mistake
which again is not me saying that we should get back together
we are totally just friends, but maybe you could make
some kind of a recording, a few hours of you breathing
and I'll put it on a loop just so I can get some sleep
'cause I read a few studies, insomnia will drive you bonkers
sooner than you think and I tried counting sheep
so I've been learning web slang and not thinking about you
ROFLCOPTER!
Woot!
If you are satis—
Hi!
Just checking in, I have not been thinking about you
Where have you been? I have not been thinking about you
I don't miss your skin and I have not been thinking about you
Do you have a twin? I have not been thinking about you
Hi!
I just thought you'd want to know, I am using my time well
getting so much work done, still a real go-getter
I'm a responsible grown-up with many goals and skills
never wasting a moment, always making the world better
I am definitely not a useless shell of a human
spending every freaking hour of every single stupid day thinking about--
Hi!
Hi.
Hey, did you butt dial me?
Oh, yeah, I must have. Sorry.
No big emergency.
Okay. Glad you're okay.
See ya.
Bye!
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