[Announcer]
Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel versus Leia! Let the rap battle begin!

[Galadriel]
One does not simply walk into this fight
I’m the baddest bitch in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite
You battle me? You’re not strong enough
A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough
You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
By the time I end this line you will love me and despair

[Leia]
Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad
Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator

[Galadriel]
What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?