[Intro: The Dwolls & The Mooseknuckles]
Oh my God
We are the sweetest, cutest, nicest girl group north of the border
Uh! Ouch!
I'm so sorry... I mean, not really
Come on, girls, let's get 'em
Pardonnez-moi, Canada's sweethearts coming through
We are, like, so good at walking
And smiling, and breathing
Good thing we practised!
Désolée, bitches
We are gonna kill them with kindness
Oh my God, who are those hosers?
I'm sorry, what did you call us?
I called you a hoe... sir
Gay gasp!
I feel a rap battle coming up!
Shh! You're not supposed to say that
It's supposed to happen organically
Uh, ladies...
Destroy them!
OK!

[Chorus: All]
Sorry, not sorry
Sorry, I'm not so-o-rry
Sorry, you won't make me apologise
And I'm not sorry aboot it
[Verse 1: Tynomi Banks]
I'm the queen, I'm Miss Tynomi
When I'm on stage, I know you know me
Slay all day with a face real beat
Stake you down like the slayer, Buffy
Knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
Frumpy old bitch, I'm gonna send your ass home
All of them be dutty, dutty
Need to wash your panty, panty

[Verse 2: Ilona Verley]
Everything I do is sheer perfection
Everywhere I look, men cover their erections
Everything they wear gets them a detention
Everywhere they go, people have nothing nice to mention
It must suck when you get no attention
Ha ha ha, I'm so funny!

[Verse 3: BOA]
It's your girl BOA and I'm here to show ya
Big booty bitch, these other girls don't know
Another like me 'cause I do it differently
Sleeping on this hoe but trust, you will see
Scarlett BoBo, looks are a no-no
Dressed like a clown and it showed in the promo
Try to slay the runway, doin' it my way
That nose gives me Eggplant Friday
[Verse 4: Anastarzia Anaquway]
It's Starzy on the mic, pageant girl in the house
No no no, all cat, no mouse
Hoes think they sweet with face half beat
It's time mother show how to bring the heat
Pack your cheap drag up real neat while I sit back and I'll beat my meat
Time to shoot, fall from your feet
Bitch, ha, your face complete

[Chorus: All]
Sorry, not sorry
Sorry (Uh-uh), I'm not so-o-rry (Oh no!)
Sorry, you won't make me apologise
And I'm not sorry aboot it (Aboot it)

[Verse 5: Kiara]
Kiki wanna kai-kai, but none of these queens are my type
I'm sexy so they wanna bite, bite
They can try me but I will decline-cline
Miss Anaquway, you can sashay
I want a real star, no tea, no shade
Ilona, you're on the same lane
Double chin, double teeth, baby, désolée

[Verse 6: Scarlett BoBo]
I don't wanna see nobody
Seems they gotta quit this hobby
Sinking fast, can't make it to the top
Girl, can't wait to see you drop
Drop, drop, you're looking like a flop
Walk, walk, 'cause you ain't the bop
Hot, hot, 'cause that's what you're not
Sirens, sirens, bitch, you caught!
[Verse 7: Lemon]
Ain't nobody pussy pop it quite like I do
Ain't nobody look turn a head like mine do
Ain't no laugh track slap like mine do
Ain't no queen rap it back like I do
When I step in the room, girls quake
Scarlett, Starzy, always safe
Rita's old and Ilona be fake
And that last girl, what's her name?

[Verse 8: Rita Baga]
Team L-E-M-O-N ain't gonna make it to the end
Just come a little closer
Can't you see we're getting hotter?
Oh yeah, we're the lemon pie destroyers

[Verse 9: Jimbo]
You want a diss? Take a listen to this
Honey, hold my drink while I take the piss
Grab a towel, think I spilled some tea
You make messy TV
Back rolls, now in HD
Pop your zits 'fore you come for me
Check your mug 'cause you're looking greasy
Change your clothes 'cause you smell like pee

[Verse 10: Priyanka]
Hi, it's me, Priyanka, what's my name, name?
Toronto voted me the best, got this fame, fame
Hi Canada, did you get my name?
Not a copycat fish, did you get my name?
It's me and my girls serving you spectacle
These other girls? Forgettable

[Chorus: All]
Sorry (Sorry), not sorry (Hey, hey)
Sorry (Sorry), I'm not so-o-rry (Oh no!)
Sorry (Sorry), you won't make me apologise
And I'm not sorry aboot it (Oh no)
Sorry (Sorry), not sorry (Sorry)
Sorry (Uh-uh), I'm not so-o-rry (No, oh no)
Sorry, you won't make me apologise (Oh no, no)
And I'm not sorry aboot it (Aboot it)

[Outro: The Dwolls & The Mooseknuckles & all]
Wait, why are we even fighting?
Shouldn't we be coming together to fight against... ah, slow walkers?
She's right, why can't we just be, like, polite Canadians?
You mean passive aggressive?
Well, I didn't say that, but if you wanna turn it into that, sure
Ooh, let's sing about apologising!
I'm sorry that I called you mother goose
I'm sorry that I said your tuck was loose
I'm sorry and I want to make amends
Sometimes I wonder, can't we just be friends?
Je suis désolée pour mes mots méchants
Je suis désolée for calling you a – shhh!
Je regrette d'avoir volé votre trade
He wasn't that into you anyway (Anyway, anyway)
I'm sorry, we were bitches, now we're friends, hunty
I'm sorry, hunty
We were bitches, now we're friends
Live! Laugh! Love, love, love, love