I am into BDSM
With blind dates that I won’t see again
Told ‘em its self defense
And the best defense is a good offense
The prop box is backstage by your sawed off legs

This version of the trick always gets standing
Ovations from it’s audience
Even though I'm the only one apart of it
Just on cue you’ll be looking like a barbie dipped
Underwater with a dolphin tale attached to a doll
I pick-polly-pocketed

You know the fork in the road, split ends, Ariel view
Sometimes it's all that a mermaid can do
First date, amputate, shampoo prank
Let that one sink in, damn you late
You’ll be the butt of every single joke I make
You gotta work for love baby I'm just taking a break
Funny cause in a way, I be on a vaca, stay connected with
The biz so I still get paid, I'm always down to barter or trade
But you blocking the canal now I'd say it's time to make moves and waves
You know I smoke a Schnooty get blazed
And my first shows got these hoes throwing panties on stage
That's why she give me alien brain
We really ain't the same, you just a fan of the game
No hands on this thang, I'm ballin, yeah I carry the team
Kris Kross, Jump Jump, that's a air-again scheme