Ohohohoho
Now, kneel before me, peasants

Once upon a time in a land so far away
Was an evil kingdom that no person dared to face
Ruling with an iron fist and standing center stage
Was a noble princess only fourteen years of age

There wasn't anything the princess couldn’t have
With a boy just like her serving as her right hand man
Stable full of horses and her favorite, Josephine
She could buy the world no matter what the price may be

If there wasn't money for the tyrant left to spend
She'd take it from her loyal subjects to no end
Anyone opposing her was punished for their crime
All those who defy me are to die!

Now, kneel before me, peasants

Blooming ever-sweet, the evil flower reaps
Drowning in colors til it’s all you can see
Pitiful as ever, they were growing by her side
Just to pave the road ahead for her, their destiny to die

Don't forget this princess was like any other girl
Falling for a prince in blue who lived across the world
But it came to pass he was in love with someone else
A lady all in green who ruled a kingdom full of wealth
Envy enveloping, she started seeing green
Summoning her minister, as not to make a scene
Speaking very low, she gave a terrible command
“Go seek out the kingdom Green, destroy all of their land”

Quickly burning houses right before their very eyes
No more crying out, they murdered everyone on sight
News of how the innocent were dying in the streets
Never swayed the princess in the least

Oh, is it tea time yet?

Blooming ever-sweet, the evil flower reaps
Drowning in colors that'll drive you crazy
Beautiful as ever and still growing every day
And yet far too many thorns keeping them all too far away

To overthrow the evil princess high above
Taking to the streets at last, they all had had enough
Leading from the front of such a violent mob, in red
Was a noble dame in armor, coming for her head

Angry from the many years of suffering in vain
Swallowing the kingdom's people in a wild rage
Soldiers all too tired from a long and violent war
Didn't have the energy to even hold a sword
Finally they made it to the palace at the end
Servants didn't wait around and very quickly fled
Even such a princess so adorable as she
Captured by the people she should lead

How dare you, barbarians!

Blooming ever-sweet, the evil flower reaps
Drowning in colors growing sad and weeping
Living in a paradise created by her mind
Aah, everything will crumble in this fleeting dream of lies

Once upon a time in a land so far away
Was an evil kingdom that no person dared to face
Ruling with an iron fist and standing center stage
Was a noble princess only fourteen years of age

Knowing her beheading is at three this very eve
Listen to the sound because the bell will toll for thee
Once a wealthy princess, now a prisoner to die
What could she be thinking in her jail cell tonight?

Walking to the gallows, hear the chiming of the end
'Tis a better place they go than ever known ahead
Never laying eyes upon the people in the crowd
Whispering aloud their final sound
“Oh, is it tea time?”

Blooming ever-sweet, the evil flower reaps
Drowning in colors til it's all you can see
History remembers, singing to this very day
How a daughter of such evil lived in such a wicked way