Could've hit you with a candlestick
But I want you in my life forever and more
Should've crushed your teeth and your nose
But I kind of like your face
And I like it like it is
I like it like it is forever and more

It's been a crazy summer
It's been alright
I wanted to hit you back then
But I really had to sleep
I had to take him out
I had to take him out forever and more

Was a pretty heavy candlestick
But my eyelids were the heaviest of all
Tried my best to do my monologue
But I messed up all my lines
I messed up all my words
I lost all sense of feeling in my tongue

It's been a crazy summer
It's been alright
I really should've hit you back then
But I had to take a nap forever and more
It's been a crazy summer
It's been alright
Could've would've should've hit you back then
I really had to sleep
I had to take a nap
I had to take a nap forever and more