Ghisi Kalam Puri Raat
Lekin Karaar Nahi Hai
Ilzaam Saare Juthe
Aise Hi Faraar Nahi Mai

Confession Sun Kiya
Mana BB Ki Offer Ko
Bachne Ko Vote Mangu?
Hat Woh Sarkar Nahi Mai

Jhony Jhony Nahi
School Mai Varta Varta
Khelne Games Nahi
Khud Hi Se Harta

Money Ke Naam Ghr Sirf Ek Plant
Aah Phal Wala Ped, Joh Bacha Khawishen Gaadta

Badhaon Ko Sikhaya Hai Kalander Hona
Tu Aasan Samjhta Hai Kya Munawar Hona
Din Bhar Hasti Shakal Leke Chalna
Rote Sajdoon Main Aur Gile Takiyon Pe Sona

Gir Ka Sher Hai Koi Jungle Book Nai Hai
Girne Pe Aata Bhailog Koi Phone A Friend Nai Hai
Hath Ki Rekha Se Crorepati, Amitabh
Uthao Pheke Paise, Hatt Yeh Mera Aim Nahi Hai
Maine Subha Ko Apni Raatein Jaag Likha Hai
Mere Kadve Sach Ke Aagе Inka Juth Fika Hai
JND Wala Gujarati, PNB Wala Modi Nahi
Brand Ho Ya Hate, Maine Deal Karna Sikha Hai

Awaaz Uthanе Pe Yanha Lathi Charge Hai
Mujhe Suna Hai Toh Ticket Le, Lakho Charge Hai
Taliyon Ki Gunj Log Khade Hoke Izzat Dete
Aana Kabhi Mere Show Pe, Tu Bhi Jayega Murid Hoke

Mai Samjta Khudko Munawar Thanda Re
Ander Ka Razzak Bolta Bhai Danda De
Drugs Do, Drugs Do, Yeh News Wale Bhand Lage
Khade Hote Galat Muddo Pe, Jaise ** Khade!

Mai Kalam Pe Qureshi Yeh Bacche Aake Goat Bante
Yeh Deonar Ke Bakre, Har Eid Mere Daant Main Faste
Bus Peeth Piche Baatein, Mooh Pe Mere Kheriyat Hai
Fazr Se Bhukha, Magrib Main Khata Inke Career Main

Mai Ek Soch Hoon, Iraadon Se
Par Apne Naadan Hoon
Tez Shayar Joh Kabhi Kabhi
Rehta Bezubaan Kyun?

Kai Zalzale Hai Qaid Mujh Main Lage
Hunarat, Haan Mai, Haan Mai
Khud Mai Ek Sailaab Hoon
Dur Se Salam Kiya Charas Wali Mehfilon Ko
Lashkra Akela, Shamil Kiya Nahi Gafilon Ko
Woh Banate They Roll Mai Unhe Insecure
Miya Bhai Ka Khata Nahi Phunkta Kaise Ghaas Ko

Tarazoo Nahi Inke Pass Sach Tolne Ko
Ungli Uthaye Yeh Juthe Mujhe Tonde Ko
Zara Batao Inhe Kis Rab Ka Banda Hoon
Jo Ek Raasta Bandh Karta, Hazzar Kholne Ko

Qaid Kaali Dekhi Hai, Peron Me Aate Mouse They
Tum Saare Number Ragdo, Pahoncha Mai Fullhouse Pe
Inke Liye Koi Life Matter Hi Nahi Karti
Chade Jundh Jaise Trump Ke Gunde White House Pe

Yeh Dharm Ke Naam Pe Kyun Tujhe Baatein Hai
Gale Ram Ke Naam Toh Koi Cartoon Pe Kaatan Hai
News Nahi, Gaon Aake Haqiqat Dekh
Main Modak Unke Ghr, Woh Kheer Yanha Khtein Hai

Inke Daftar Ka Temperature 18 Hai
Jaat Ke Naam Lade, Insaaniyat Ka Khasara Hai
Masoom Mare and You #STANDWITHZALIM
Tu Kaum Insaan Ki Ya Saale Koi Nasara Hai

Jab Jab Dekh Mere Daam Bade Hain
Tab Tab Mujh Pee Ilzaam Bade Hain
Aaj Unki Taraf Sari Ungliyan
Aur Mere Liye Duaon Main Hath Khade Hain
I Got Curly Hair, Kya Karoge Mera Baal Baka
Khal Meri Moti, Ek Saal Main Pura Scene Dhapa
Dimag Se Professor, Yeh Desi Money Hesit
Special 26 Meri, Main Maarta Dilon Se Chapa

Dushmani Koi Khas Nahi Mujhse Tumhari
Juth, Loot Pe Chalti Hai Riyastein Tumhari
Mujhe Girane Ki Nakam Koshishein Mubarak
Mere Khuda Se Ucchi Hai Pahonch Tumhari

Mai Ek Soch Hoon, Iraadon Se
Par Apne Naadan Hoon
Tez Shayar Joh Kabhi Kabhi
Rehta Bezubaan Kyun?

Kai Zalzale Hai Qaid Mujh Main Lage
Hunarat, Haan Mai, Haan Mai
Khud Mai Ek Sailaab Hoon