[Intro: Angel]
I-I-I-I-I-If this was a folk tale
I-I-I-I-I'd be the witch you'd be the hay bale
The movie adaptation of your life fell flat
You'll end up in a spiral if you live like that-at-at-at
Can't see straight, I live with my eyes closed
Scratch my door, and I go psycho
Light my fuse and watch me—

[Pre-Chorus: Lulu]
It's a fucking show!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I run around you!
I-I-I think I was made from a shooting star
'Cause I'm gone in a blink, like 182!
—2–2–2–2–2–2–2–2–2–2!
I think I was I—2–2–2–2–2–2–2!
—gone in a blink like 1–blink like 182–2–2–2–2–2–2–2!
—blink like 1–blink like 1– blink like 1–
—bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl—

[Chorus: Lulu]
In the sea, I'm a sponge, and you're Pat Star
I'm a lead, and you're always a co-star
(A-A-A-A-Always a costar)
(A-A-A-A-Always a costar, ugh!)
In the sea, I'm a sponge, and you're Pat Star
I'm a lead, and you're always a co-star
It's a game, so I'll play it like it's poker
In the end, you'll get burnt like a toaster
[Pre-Chorus: Lulu]
It's a fucking show!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I run around you!
I-I-I think I was made from a shooting star
Cause I'm gone in a blink, like 182!
—2–2–2–2–2–2–2–2–2–2!
I think I was I—2–2–2–2–2–2–2!
—gone in a blink like 1–blink like 182–2–2–2–2–2–2–2!
—blink like 1–blink like 1– blink like 1–
—bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl—

[Break: Angel]
I'm a feature, you're a skit
Treat me like I'm full of it
I'm a feature, you're a skit
Treat me like I'm full of it
I'm a feature, you're a skit
Treat me like I'm full of it
I'm a feature, you're a skit
Treat me like I'm full of it
I'm a feature, you're a skit

[Pre-Chorus: Lulu]
In the sea, I'm a sponge, and you're Pat Star
I'm a lead, and you're always a co-star
(A-A-A-A-Always a costar)
(A-A-A-A-Always a costar)
In the sea, I'm a sponge, and you're Pat Star
I'm a lead, and you're always a co-star
It's a game, so I'll play it like it's poker
In the end—
[Instrumental Breakdown]

[Outro: Lulu]
I'm sponge, and you're Pat Star!
I'm a lead, you're a co-star!
Y-Y-Y-You're a side of my past life
I could do this all d-d-d-d-day, exercise!