He's doing a squiddle da doodle
Slap yo face with a pool noodle
Cheat on ya like I never told ya
Melt in the face like it's California

Severe your head with a bat
2 White Stripes, I think I smell a rat
Popsicles day to day
Melt with it, if you may

We don't need another song about California
We don't need another song about California
We don't need another song about California
We don't need another song about California!

Like a British soldier, bingo!
Octopus with a golden tooth, Ringo
Shotgun pointed at your face
Uno, dos, uno, tres!
Talk like poop but I've gotta warn ya
This place really ain't like California

We don't need anothеr song about California
We don't need another song about California
We don't need anothеr song about California
We don't need another song about California!