[Verse 1]
Ghetto blasters, phony jewels
Cathedrals, castles, making up rules
Trashy novels and leather gloves
This is a list of things that I love

[Chorus]
I am the girl of 100 lists
From what shall I wear to who I have kissed
Check items off, let nothing be missed
Sing I to myself and my 100 lists

[Verse 2]
Pick up your laundry, doctor's at ten
We're out of toothpaste, rehearsal again
Stop by the bank and cash my pay
These are the things I must get done today

[Chorus]
I am the girl of 100 lists
From what shall I wear to who I have kissed
Check items off, let nothing be missed
Sing I to myself and my 100 lists

[Verse 3]
Ricky and Danny and Terry and Jim
Dean lasted six months, don't forget him
Perhaps some day this list will end
'Til then I tally my gentlemen friends
[Chorus]
I am the girl of 100 lists
From what shall I wear to who I have kissed
Check items off, let nothing be missed
Sing I to myself and my 100 lists

[Outro]
I to myself and my 100 lists
Sing I to myself and my 100 lists